Fuck You, Princess
When my wife was alive, Princess at least tolerated my presence. Now that Lorraine’s dead, the little beast won’t stop chomping on my ankles....
You Are Drop Dead Gorgeous
No, I’m not going offer you candy or puppies. Ha ha ha. But I do have the latest glitter eyeshadow palette from Merry Makeup....
Magicicada
I guess suffocation by bugs was too much Satan for even the truest believers....
Escape
No one else in this stupid nursing home had any fire left in ‘em. They knew their families had dumped them into the facility because they’d become too much of a burden....
I’m Your Friendly Neighborhood Merry Makeup Representative
You don’t choose our business. Our business chooses you!...
