Second Lesson: Very carefully check the terms and conditions before you do. Case in point: There is an old Irish ballad about a woman who goes to the elves for a baby. She gets the baby, but it never grows up. You see, she asked for a baby, not a child.
Third Lesson: Don't cry foul when the collector comes, especially if it has a sharp horn on its head and shits glitter.
Good advice. But nobody ever checks the terms and conditions. If you have a forever baby is that something you include in a will? Like, to my cousin George, you get the forever baby and my membership to Costco. You'll need the diapers.
Had my first smile this morning reading this unicorn story…thank you! I sometimes wonder how individuals can understand a normal conversation when they can’t understand the spoken and/or written word.
Yay and congrats for making into the fiction list!!!! Well deserved!
I didn't even know that happened, LOL. Thanks! Wow. You write one fucked up story about unicorn and glitter poop...
Hahah - Unicorn glitter poop is "MAGICAL" - and your an amazing writer!
I am never ever.....ever going to be able to eat any food with unicorn glitter on it. Like EVER! LOL!
LOL. Yeah, I'd stay away from unicorns in general.
Finally found a unicorn story that both my daughter and I can enjoy.
Who doesn't like fantastical tales that include glitter poop?
First lesson: Don't make deals with the fae.
Second Lesson: Very carefully check the terms and conditions before you do. Case in point: There is an old Irish ballad about a woman who goes to the elves for a baby. She gets the baby, but it never grows up. You see, she asked for a baby, not a child.
Third Lesson: Don't cry foul when the collector comes, especially if it has a sharp horn on its head and shits glitter.
Good advice. But nobody ever checks the terms and conditions. If you have a forever baby is that something you include in a will? Like, to my cousin George, you get the forever baby and my membership to Costco. You'll need the diapers.
Had my first smile this morning reading this unicorn story…thank you! I sometimes wonder how individuals can understand a normal conversation when they can’t understand the spoken and/or written word.
And thank you! Glad the story made you smile.
Right?!