Hi there. I’m glad you’re awake. No, you don’t know me. We kinda met at the diner. Um, you waited on me last Tuesday? No, no. I understand. I’m not the type of guy that sticks out in people’s mind. It’s just that … unlike most women, you were very nice to me. And I admit … I have an affinity for girls with blonde hair. Yours is like God took sunshine and spun it into silk. I hope you don’t mind, but while you were unconscious, I took the liberty of shearing all that beautiful golden hair off your perfect skull.