Spiders
Those pricks ruined breakfast for me forever.
I’m Your Friendly Neighborhood Merry Makeup Representative
You don’t choose our business. Our business chooses you!
Author Michele Bardsley
Yes, I'm a Unicorn
I'm here to stab you.
I'm the Organ Fairy
Your bill is due.
Diana the Zombie
Dead women do tell tales.
Apology
Sorry not sorry.
Dying to Know You
I don’t want to sew your mouth shut again, but I will.