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Yes, I’m a Unicorn

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Yes, I’m a Unicorn

Don’t freak out. I mean, not yet. Yes, I’m really a unicorn. Oh, my God. I so don’t care that you’re not a virgin. Sheesh. Uncle…

Sep 30, 2022
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Yes, I’m a Unicorn

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Person wearing a silver cape and unicorn mask playing a keyboard piano in a subway tunnel.
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Don’t freak out. I mean, not yet. Yes, I’m really a unicorn. Oh, my God. I so don’t care that you’re not a virgin. Sheesh. Uncle Glitterbutt asks for a virgin one time a thousand years ago, and that’s the thing humans remember about us.

I’m from Merchandising Security and Inventory Management. It’s part of Fairy, …

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