Last Sunday, lifelong resident of Sinner, Texas, 81-year-old Miss Jessica Ann Jones fainted at church and was rushed to the Saint County Medical Center.
The elderly woman endured a convergence of bad health problems, and now, seven days later on this Sunday morning, she was in the final throes of congestive heart failure.
“Has her pastor visited yet?” I…
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