5 - You Give Love a Bad Name

VALENTINE'S DAY SUCKS - Broken Heart Stories #2

Jul 20, 2023

∙ Paid

Since neither Brady nor Simone had the ability to travel by beam-me-up-vampire-Scottie, we decided that Flet would take Simone, I would take Brady, and Patrick would take Mom.

Once we got that all figured out, we got with the undead atom implosions, and landed inside the Golden Oak Retirement Community.

Poolside.

During a party.

A naked old people party.

Sir…

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