When we all went inside the cabin, Eros asked to use the bathroom.
“Do gods pee?” I asked.
Eros blinked down at me. “Who are you?”
“This is my wife,” said Patrick. “Jessica.”
I swore Eros shot him a look of sympathy.
“It’s down the hall to the right,” said Mom. “Please excuse my daughter’s manners. She was dropped on her head as a baby. Several times.”
Eros n…
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