"It's haunted," said Bryan Matthews.

“Hel-lo, welcome to Broken Heart,” said Wilson Donovan. “Everything’s haunted. Just ask my mom.”

Wilson’s mother, Patsy Donovan Marchand, would know. Both of their moms were vampires, but Patsy could see and talk to ghosts. She saw them everywhere. Worse, they saw her. Plus, she’d once raised a zombie army, which Bryan…